Very good!!!

Okay so it turns out that it wasn't that hard to guess in the end. You guys are either really clever, or I'm really obvious.
Yes, I am going out with Marni!!!
Stephy: I nearly had you confused for a minute!!!
George: Another very accurate guess!
Sarah: You shouldn't have read my text messages, but as always I'll forgive you and thanks!
Matt: If you had got it wrong I'd have been amazed what with church and the net and cu and everything, along with school!! Thank you very much though!

Okay I'm done! I'm coming to the party for a bit tomorrow with Marni, so I will see you all then!!!

Bye for now!

i'm confused now

ok, umm, i really dont know what i'm doing here, i tried to post a comment on a post and it wouldn't let me :0!!! i don't know, i did everything right, did the username and password bit but it didnt work! so anyway, i'll post my comment here i guess, for all to see, not that it would be very private any other way, nor that it needs to be aprticularly secretive. Anyway i'll get on with it.
~in response to laurie's post~
hhhmmm i wonder who that could be, it really doesn't take a genious does it? well, tell him from me, actually i suppose i could tell him myself, but still, he's a very lucky man, and make sure he looks after you! ; ) hehe, anyway, i would wish you all the happiness in the world, but i'd like some for myself and i guess so would everybody else, so i wish you your fair share of happiness, that is if there is only a limited supply in the world, which i dont think there is, but i dont know, i hope you'll be very happy, there that'll do! ok, i'll go now, see you later!
God Bless you guys and gals and anybody else who doesn't fit those categories.
bye bye!! <><

GOOOOD morning, good morning, we slept the whole night through....

Oh, man thats scary, i'm starting to sound like....HIM argh!!! its his fault with that silly song every morning in the summer, but still, HELLO!!!!!!
I'd just like to clarify, when suzie got that post , she missed out the vital bits of conversation, namely the ones where i flatly refused to insult her, or be mean or anything, that all would have made more sense if you read the rest!!! so i just thought i'd justify myself, before you all go jumping to the conclusion that i'm just a mean, mad, meany mad, mean mad meaner mad man, ok?!
ok.
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Announcement!!

Hiya everybody, how was your Christmas??? Hope you all had a good time and got loadsa great presents!!! I would give you a list of mine, but you don't really wanna know and I'll just tell you at school anyway, so it saves repeating myself!!!!!!!

Technically I could also tell you this at school, but I'd like to give you a chance to guess and something to think about!

Alright, on with it, I have a boyfriend, but your job is to try and guess who!

Thats all I'm telling you!!!!

Bye!

Ammagad! Matt was mean!

"Alas My love we say goodbye, wipe the poison from my brow...." says:
then i shall be mean
"Alas My love we say goodbye, wipe the poison from my brow...." says:
you my friend
"Alas My love we say goodbye, wipe the poison from my brow...." says:
are a
"Alas My love we say goodbye, wipe the poison from my brow...." says:
Goose!

Then later, just to boost my self esteem:

"Alas My love we say goodbye, wipe the poison from my brow...." says:
you have a long nose
"Alas My love we say goodbye, wipe the poison from my brow...." says:
and you're made of wood
"Alas My love we say goodbye, wipe the poison from my brow...." says:
and want to be a real boy

~goes and cries in a corner~


Tee hee.

i guess its about time for a new post from me, sooooo......dadadada!!!! here it is!!!

New Years Resolution?

Are you making one?
Why?
Why not?

What is it?

Book

By some freak incident a time portal from the future has opened and through it a book has come through. The book is entitled "Me" by [insert your name here]. The blurb says that it is your autobiography documenting everything that has happened in your life, like who you married, if you have kids, what your career is, what you had for dinner on 6th June 2024, even how you died (any of you thinking of asking how an autobiography could contain details of your death, work with me here, this book has just come through a TIME PORTAL).


The question is this: Would you read it? And why?

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

New Years Eve

My dad said i can have new years eve party.
But they are gona be coming home at some point so if you can get a lift home that wud be best but if you cant you can sleep.
Errrm come at 7ish i guess, bring drink or food if you wanty

:D

(comment that youve read it so i dotn have to text you :P)

A poem for Dot xD

It's about a cross dressing rhino called Pete.
It's not very good but then i did start it just after i woke up :/
(The cross dressing part is derived from Matt's shoe collection xD)

I once knew a rhinoceros whose name was Pete,
He never knew quite what to wear on his feet,
He had boots, stilettos, trainers and shoes,
But with so much choice he never could choose.

The boots; well they stopped his knees from bending,
The stilettos; their heels were always snapping,
The trainers; their laces were too hard to tie,
The shoes rubbed so badly that he wanted to cry.

He despaired night and day for he hated his feet,
The skin would protect them from snow and from sleet,
Yet he thought they were ugly and knobbly too,
He really just didn’t know quite what to do.

And then one day another rhino came along,
Seeing Pete in stilettos she knew just what was wrong,
“A man in high heels, now that just won't do”,
“Come here good old rhino, I can help you!”

This strange new rhino went by the name of Claire ,
And amazed poor Pete with her new footwear,
“They’re sandals” she said and reached into her skin,
Pulling two pairs from somewhere within.

“Here” she said and tossed them to Pete,
With a little struggle he pulled them onto his feet,
“Wow” he said, “they’re amazingly snug”,
And so he gave Claire a big rhino hug.

From that day on the rhinos were friends,
They lived happily ever after until the end,
Growing old with their sandals on all four feet,
In sun and in rain, in snow and in sleet.

That is the story of Pete and of Claire,
And the absurdity of rhino's and their footwear,
So if you see a rhino out there in heels,
Then do what is right and think how he feels.

Take what change you have, just some of it or all,
Then go buy two pairs of sandals from a market stall,
Give them to the rhino to wear on his feet,
in memory of a rhino who once lived; named Pete.

~Suzie xD


P.s. ok so i know it doesnt snow and sleet in rhino land but then rhinos dont really wear shoes either so it all evens out...

Mmmh..

ok, so i want to write a poem but i have no idea what to write about.

Nearly all the poetry i have ever written (wrote?) is depressing and generally follows the theme of suicide and death.

I'm bored of that though, need a new theme or just something general to write about.

Any ideas?

"We are the creatures great and small, us you gotta love, made by God above...."

Hey hey!! If any of you notice the time on here yes i should be at school, BUT IM NOT!! WOO!!! i'm at home doing biology instead, (not so fun). So how is everyone? of you want to know what fish i am, try and find me, I'm the NON-COMFORMIST FISH!!! and i'm a bit hard to find, that was my attempt at being philosophical. anybody else? are you a fishy? and george dont eat harriet and suzie stop putting ideas into george's head, you know how impressionable young minds can be, even her's. DONKEY!!!! do you want to go for a ride to the seaside Georgie? i'm sure Donk wont mind! ~you had to be there~
anyway, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
"is money the root of all evil?"
"do philosophers have to have cool names like aristotle, plato or !!!!!SOCRATES!!!!! to actually be good at philosophy?"
"...All we are, is dust in the wind dude..."
"is time a circle, or is it more of a rhombus?"
the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything may actually be 42 according to a recently published statement by Mr Standing!
and finally ....... ~insert your own philosophical statement here~
(you see, this post is interactive, oooooh!)

Tis the season

I hope you all had fun throwing glitter around today, I know I certainly won't forget it. Today has had such an impact on me that it might move me to make some changes, like wearing a tie.

I might start wearing a tie because NONE OF YOU told me I was walking around with red glitter stuck on my chest hair near my collar. And since the red stuff was poured on me at break, I've been walking around all day with a red glittery chest.

Thanks guys.

Weee, just testing this 'Hello' thingymajig. Like my piccy? Treegirl all the way xD

My most humble apologies

Well, by the number of comments that i got off that last post of mine, i'm guessin' i've gone down severely in everybodies estimation of me. (if i could get any lower!) so i have decided to apologise and post something that i am informed will be a little more "matt- like"
Suzie
i'm sorry for making you feel bad, forgive me? thanks for not scratching the cd too badly, it makes a good coaster now.
Steffie
i know you asked why i was away and i'm sure you didn't need to know why in quite so much detail, sorry, forgive me?
"Yeti"
thank you for your concern and i apologise for soiling the good nature of your blogthingywotsit, forgive me?(p.s. congrats on the punctuation, very good, plus the potato; a stroke of Genious!!!) p.p.s. i wont be having Dr. L for biology after christmas!!! somebody finally realised how stupid a one man group is and i'm moving in with the others!!!!
"Adri"
thank you for your concern and i am sorry if i offended you in any way, although it doesn't seem it too much, forgive me? Cheerio!
Georgina
I am sorry, i understand that you did not need nor did you want quite so much detail in gastric functions and i apologise profusely for any long-term mental damage that has resulted, and the conversations with Dr. LEWIS, i wouldn't wish that upon anybody!!!, forgive me?
Emil
Whoever you are, oh i know your george's special "friend" aren't you, ~wink wink~ well thank you, i'm glad somebody understands, nobody else does!!! :'( but again if i spoke in too much "detail" i'm sorry, forgive me?
Laurie
I'm so very very sorry, i know you expect better of me, i cant bear to imagine what you must think of me now! i know i can be too mature for my own good sometimes (hence the silver hair i think) and other times i just go the other way, like the time i wore those simpson socks : o i know, it was shocking wasn't it!?! i wont post such a heinous thing again, next time i'll just contemplate it, and keep my thoughts to myself, forgive me? and if there is no guitarist on sunday? the music will be so much better!!

so for anybody i missed out I'm Sorry!!!!!!!! it was very irresponsible of me, i acted foolishly and immaturely and i hope you can all find it somewhere in your hearts to forgive me, i am very sorry, i will not do it again and will now proceed to somberly walk up to my room, go to bed without a glass of milk or a story and think of what i've done. :(

well goodbye my friends, untill next we meet again, fare thee well and goodnight.
Have fun, Live long and prosper ~attempting to do the spock thing~
catch y'all later, if you're still speaking to me?
bye,
Bless y'all (yes even george)

just one final question: which one are you?
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Pet envelopes, hehehe i made these for you dottie, the one is evil :P

Snowflake

Not wishing to steal the thunder of Matt's stomach juices (thanks for that, no no, we don't need to see the picture) here is a step by step guide of how to make a paper snowflake.


Here you have your starting sheet of A4 paper.


Fold this piece of paper in half.


Now fold it in half again so you have a piece of paper a quarter of the size of the original A4


Fold the bottom side edge to the long side edge. Make sure that if the paper was unfolded now the corner the red arrow is pointing at would be the center of the original A4


You should now have something that looks like this


Cut a curve in the paper so that when folded out the paper will be circular. Start at the point closest to the bottom corner (the point on the right most point of the curve above)


Now cut your design into the paper that is left. Remember, dont cut completely down one side or the snowflake will fall apart. Unfold you paper and enjoy the snowflakeyness of it all.

Hello

How is everyone??
I'm all poorly-sick : (
I've been puking up all over the place yesterday since i left school and its not very pleasant, the only thing i ate yesterday was cheerios and i keep seeing them again and again!!!! all round and floating in a sea of stomach fluid and milk, but no carrots, which i am quite surprised about, one usually sees carrots in ones spew doesn't one? Anyway, i hope thats not too unpleasant for you, i hear Dr Lewis came looking for me? i bet she thought it a bit strange when none of her class turned up for her lesson (well it was bound to happen sooner or later!) Well i hope your all having a good time doing whatever your doing, i'm not, i'm hungry but whatever i eat seems to come back and say hello again so i'll leave you for now while i go and ~wretching sounds~ spew up in the bathroom again, see you later ~BLAGHESPEWPUKE~

Mehhhh

I don't have anything interesting to say here but I just wanted to get the massive picture of pants from the top of the page. Scary. :P

So uhmm... What did everyone ask Satan for, this Christmas? ;)

I asked for:
Razorblades
Vodka
Drugs
Bacon (to throw at Georgie)
Cookies
aaand
A pet antelope (dunno wha one of those is but ehhh)

^_^

Moo

mooooo

The World Wide Web

I currently look at about 5 sites on an endless loop, could y'all suggest some sites I could go on? No porn etc though