Ever wondered how to REALLY answer someone back?
Forget cursing, swearing, "am i Bovvered tho'?" and all those petty Shakespearian insult generator websites, check this out:
http://www.shipoffools.com/curses/index.html
Oh yes, now you can insult your friends and still remain biblically sound!
http://www.shipoffools.com/curses/index.html
Oh yes, now you can insult your friends and still remain biblically sound!
9 Comments:
Harken, O thou offspring of a squashed cockroach, for you will crash the king's best-loved chariot! hehehehehehe
would this one have the biblical stamp of approval?
"Listen, O thou lying Girgashite, for you will be captured by Midianite maniacs!"
May you be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O ye bull of Bashan! heehee i love it!!
Thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou relative of Herod!
I can't ever remember reading that in sunday school! : p
more heehees:p
I pray thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou plaything of Beelzebub!
xD
Listen, thou child of Jezebel, for you will be turned into a pillar of salt!
whod have thought it would be matt who brought such fowl language into our lives
i know. I must admit to feeling some dissappointment, i had hoped he was above such things :(
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