I cannot think of a title

Well, i have not written here in quite a while. Bugger knows why but there you go xD

So this is what is now known as random crap of the week, once week i shall try and write some stupid crap here for the entertainment of the general population, or just for the population to heckle me with "boo you suck booo kill chavscum" whichever you prefer, or maybe a mixture of both...known as a heckertainment. O_O

So onto the heckertainment, heh for a moment there i thought i had written "fuckertainment" my god my brain seems focused on sex at the moment. Wherever i looked in Redditch yesterday i seemed to be staring at whips, handcuffs or valentines snap with such delightful dares such as "lick me somewhere beggining with T" and "Strip naked and give me a massage"....right, i don't need cards to order someone around like that ~looks innocent~

Speaking of whips i got whipped on the arse by Dean at work today with a cat wand, it fucking hurt and i can't see if it made a mark because....well i cant see my own arse. I got him back though >:) bent the cat wand aswell when he hit me, i must have an arse of steel O_o

How cool would that be, could be "super arse" and go around fighting crime with my metal arse, the only problem is "magnet boy" would have a slight advantage over me, mind you if metals are pulled towards magnets i could suffocate him with my gigantic metal arse...sounds like a plan >:)

Ok enough of that, did you know that you can't lick your own elbow? How wierd is that, im gonna keep trying untill im flexible enough to do that and twist my body around a lampost several times in order to fight crime and....wow i could make that into a move with the main character called "elastigirl", yeah no one has the rights on that...muahuah im gonna be a quadra billion trillionare, watch out woolworths im coming to buy all your pick an mix sweeties...yeah hardcore >:D

Soo, to finish off my mini essay, heh isnt it funny that i could write pages and pages of crap yet can't write three pieces of coursework O_o i think its the way my mind works, need to stay focused, focused, focused..

OMFG LOOK AT THAT SHINEY THING!!!!!

shiney shiney, shiney boots of leather

Photos

hehehe heres the photos i took at my party, evil suzie delted the ones i had of her so theres only one and you cant see her face. psssshhht evil

http://public.fotki.com/Steffiesmad/

ok there is a password on it now, so if you want it ask me or someone whop has been on already, or you cud jjust guess :p

-.-

~This is Dot, using Neff's account 'cause I can't be bothered to sign out then in..~

I hate this damn site. I made a huge post, pouring my heart out and the frigging thing didn't work and just disappeared. Piece of crap. =(
Mmh sandwiches.

*sigh.

Shut me up. Kill me. You know you want to..

The Swedish Job

Do to a lack of funds it is apparent that numbers for the Sweden trip to Sweden are dwindling. To counter this I propose a plan that should generate enough money to get to said destination and provide ample desire to be out of the country.

All persons named in this document are followed by a code name picked randomly from the Focus Do-It-All paint guide, preceding which will be the appropriate title, either Ms or Mr. In the time following reading this document persons should only be referred to using their code names.

The plan is as follows:
Dot, ‘Ms Samba’, will lead a raiding party against the Halifax building society, team members including Georgina, Jenny, Laura and Steffie, ‘Ms Flotilla’, ‘Ms Lulu’, ‘Ms Bath Time’ and ‘Ms Soft Oatmeal’ respectively. While her team members cause a distraction at the cashier windows, Dot, ‘Ms Samba’, will enter in the number for the vault and prop all intervening doors open with the nearest available chair. Once this has been accomplished, Jenny, ‘Ms Lulu’, will open the front door and release a homing pigeon, before returning inside and helping other team members prepare the gold bullion for transport and stopping anyone from making a nuisance.

After the homing pigeon has homed in on home, Sarah, ‘Ms Sushi’, will first feed the pigeon and then shoot three flares into the air. In response to this Laurie, Matt and Robyn , ‘Ms Mellow Sage’, ‘Mr Just Peachy’ and ‘Ms Rodeo Drive’ respectively, will drive three mini coopers (one person per mini) into the centre of town and then through the Halifax doors, meandering down the queue line, along the path of propped up doors and into the vault where the bullion will be loaded into the minis, taking care not to squash any luggage. While this is happening Sarah ‘Ms Sushi’ will act as look out for any forces, be it human or wildlife we're not discriminating here, out to stop this plan. Should any such forces be seen, Sarah, ‘Ms Sushi’, will launch the recently fed homing pigeon in the direction of the Halifax after attaching a word of warning to it's leg.

As soon as the bullion is loaded, all members will get into the minis and then drive up to the roof Sarah ‘Ms Sushi’ was standing on to collect her. The mini's will then drive to Birmingham Airport under the following conditions: a jump over a roof is worth 1 point; driving down a tunnel not suitable for road vehicles is worth 2 points; driving along a stretch of water for an extended period of time is worth 3 points; getting the police to chase you but handling it coolly and NOT getting caught is worth 5 points. Points will be totalled in the traffic jam for the airport and the driver with the most points will receive a free Coke on board the plane.

At the airport I, ‘Mr Magnolia’, will take a couple of bars of gold to purchase tickets to Sweden while all other persons pack gold bars around their other luggage (tip: put gold bars into shoes, its a real space saver) and check in.

Fly to Sweden.

While on the plane we will make adjustments to our accent, appearance and passport to pass ourselves off as Swedish citizens thus negating the need to explain the high gold content of our luggage to customs on our arrival.

On arriving, we will meet our contact in Sweden, ‘Mr Blue Candy’, and try to stop ‘Ms Flotilla’ from getting to excited by the new addition to the team. ‘Mr Blue Candy’ will take us to a safe house and pay the gold into the bank so it can make interest while we wait for the heat in England to cool down and enjoy a criminal, apparently snowless Swedish holiday.

This plan can go into operation at any time so be prepared.

...

JA! DAS HOKEY COKEY!
JA! DAS HOKEY COKEY!


I love Bill Baily xD

Meow..

Why is this blog called '18'? I've been wondering for a while now. :(

Also.. How's school going, everyone? I usually ask people seperately but I'm taking the lazy approach today. Wahoo..

Hum.

Footerness

We need a footer for the blog, all we have right now is:

'This is where a footer would go. If anyone can think of something to put here post it.'

So think of something and post it xD

A Big Thank You

A big thank you to dot, steff and suzie for coming with me to Worcester and waiting around for me to finish.

You wouldn't have believed how nervous I was, and the fact that that first dude that came along out-cooled me before he got off the train (not hard since apples have been known to out-cool me), but your company really really helped me.

So thank you thank you thank you and you'll be relieved to know you won't have to do it again next week :P

New Blogness!

Woo, made a new blog, and after Neffs evul stakerishness i made one i dont mind people seeing, so here it is; http://heldtogetherwithsuperglue.blogspot.com/

Just thought id share that with you cos im bored and needed something to do, hehe

~hugs all~

Take care :D

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg, i just passed driving test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thort i wasn't ever going to. yay. v excited. its kinda scary to tho now, no one to tell me wot to do. gonna be all by myself. in da car. hmmmm. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye bye blood

i now have 10% less blood as i just gave it away for oatmeal biscuits, mmmh yummy, and orange squash :P

i felt a bit weird when the blood was coming out, but the needle didnt hurt at all. The pressurey thing around my arm to make my vein stick out hurt more, and the prick on my finger to test the amount of iron in my blood to make sure im not anemic hurt more, it still hurts a bit.

Dad was done ages before me because i had to fill in forms and answer questions cus it was my first time.

Well, it was fine and easy, if a bit boring cus i had to lie there for 20mins, 10 to take the blood and 10 after before i was allowed to get up, so i think more people -hint hint- should do it. I know dot was gona come today but she cant give blood at the moment due to medicines, and robyn said she wanted to do it but then decided not too and im sure suzie will do it next time.

ok well, post post post.

This is a post (or so i am told). It is here, on this "blog", that i am posting, it is here (on the blog) where my post is being placed. For all of you who know that this is a post and this is where i am placing it then the previous information would seem irrelevant, for those of you who didn't know i hope you feel enlightened!
So here we are, and yes it seems to be that we are here, if you aren't here then... well.... HOW ARE YOU READING THIS !?!?!?!? and if you aren't reading this then well i suppose you aren't here.
What's that i hear you cry? "Get on with it?", "No...uummm, Phaeces Shirlock?"
ok well i suppose i will proceed:
Hi!
Thats all i wanted to say really.
Party on Dude!

Sooooo....who wants to do me a huge favour?

The title kinda sums it up

Important information.

Here is some important information that i think you need to know.

Practise safe sex.

There are twelve different types of contraception, some more extreme than others. these are ;

• Contraceptive Injection (99% effective and lasts for 8 weeks)
• Implant (99% effective lasts for 5 years)
• Intrauterine system (99% effective and lasts for 3 years)
• IUD (98% effective, needs changing every 5 years)
• Female steralisation (99% effective, permanent) extreme
  
• Male steralisation (99% effective, permanent) extreme
  
• Combined pill (99% effective,lasts as long as you take it)
• Progestogen only pill (99% effective, lasts as long as you take it)
• Male condom (98% effective, lasts the duration of sex)
• Female condom (95% effective, lasts duration of sex)
• Diaphragm or cap with spermicide (92% effective, lasts 6 hours)
• Natural methods (98% effective if calculated properly, no duration)

I feel it is time for you all to learn the valuable lesson here been as we were not given sex education in high school.
If you need any more information then i have a leaflet which my mom kindly gave me -.-

Hey kids, this is what I did today. Ignore the King, it was the first one I did so it's kinda rubbish respectivly.

OMG! I just shot a purple armadillo!

Yeah, people need to post more here!!!

New year?

Happy January 1st, I guess. Not very exciting but.. So long 2004! Good that we'll never meet again..

Hope everyone had a good night, whatever you were doing.