Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Sveden

dd Sveden, Sveden PP

A little song about Sweden there. Who's going to Sweden in March? Who isn't? Why not? How much is it going to cost? How many to a room (i.e. how out numbered am I?)? How long are we going for? I think that's about it?

Question marks are fun no?

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Friends, Romans...

Gather round the campfire children, i have a story to tell..

There once was a woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didnt know what to do
she gave them some broth without any bread
then whipped them all soundly
and put them to bed.

This of course being the original version of the poem,what you read above.

This one is the "politically correct" version;

There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She was a kindhearted mom
Who knew exactly what to do.

She raised all her children
With patience and love.
Never once did she give them
A spank, shake or shove.

Her children all learned
To be gentle toward others,
And good parents too
When they became fathers and mothers.

From their days in the shoe
They learned this about living:
Kindness, not force,
Is the gift that keeps giving.


This of course is total and utter bullshit, no child will learn its mistakes without reinforcement. I myself was punished once, and only once for bad behaviour. This being because i was scared shitless to do anything again that would incur my parents wrath. Now, admittedly there are parents who take punishments too far, and theyre the bastards who need locking up. In my humble opinion, if a child does something naughty,you tell them what they have done wrong and why it is wrong and send them to bed. If their behaviour persists you give them a reminder as to why the behaviour is wrong...there are too many do gooders out there today who keep saying "oh no smacking your children is wrong!!" yes, smacking them for no good reason is wrong,punishing them for a good reason is perfectly ok. I mean i was punished and i turned out ok...i think :/

Which one

Which do you prefer?!?!?

1) pizza or chinese
2) lord of the rings or harry potter films
2a) lord of the rings or harry potter books
3) cold weather or hot weather
4) Saturday or Sunday
5) left or right
6) country or city
7) beach or mountains
8) watching tv or going on the internet
9) dreaming or thinking
10) sweet or savoury
11) night or day
12) black or white
13) dogs or cats
14) going to bed late or getting up late
15) words or numbers

How bored must I seriously be to post soemthing like this?

Here's my answers: Chinese, Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, hot weather, Saturday, right, country, dreaming, savoury, night, white, dogs, going to bed late, words.

There you go!

Woo xD

300 pieces of adware and 400 trojan downloaders have now been removed totally from my computer xD

Plus, it stopped downloading porn!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

P.s., Jesus looks scary in a dress.

Omg..

How cold is it really. >_<

Usually if it's this cold I'd consider going outside to make a snowman but nooo, we're not good enough for snow anymore are we. >_>

Snowman snowman snowman. Snow..Penguin. Pingvin. I'm bored..

Mystery sidebar theater

What has happened to your sidebar on your blog orgy?

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Scariness!

Okay, I've followed the instructions and I've set up an account and I've read through all the things that you lot have put and now I've decided to do my own post. This is very confusing! I'm so bad at talking online!

Anyhow here is a short but infromative account of my evening.

4:15: I entered my home to find that it was very dark and that no other members of my family were present.

4:16 I read the post and took of my boots and coat.

4:17: I switched on the music channels.

4:20: I went into the office to get all the sweets to make up tuck bags for the kids at seekers and then someone knocked on the window. It made me jump, who was outside of my house? What terror could be lurking just beyond the double glazing. When the truth was known my fear increased tenfold. It was my brother and cousin.

4:21: let my brother and cousin in.

4:23: started making the seekers tuck with the help of my cousin.

4:45: Mark came round and me, him, Dan and Clare were fighting becasue they were trying to tickle Clare's feet and she was screeaming at them and I was trying to watch the tv.

5:35: Watched neighbours and had tea.

6:10: Went round to help at seekers, millions of kids shouting loudly. Two girls Rebeeca and Laura kept on singing the song: The Lord said to Noah there's going to be a floody floody, the Lord said to Noah there's going to be a floody floody, get thos children out of the muddy muddy, children of the Lord. And now it's stuck in my head and it won't go away.

I have very little recollection of what I've doine since then, Oh I remember, I've read, talked to mum, shown dad the school pictures and gone on the internet.

Okay well that's me done!

CHESS

If any of y'all happen to find a website where you can play chess in real time or by email against another human of your choice, but most importantly FREE please post it here.

I've found a couple of sites but you have to pay or the minimum turn time per player is 3 days, which is stupid.

Much obliged.

Well hello

"Why hello there, you look like a strapping young man. Perhaps you could help me carry this basket of kittens across the road, i'd be ever so thankfull sah."

~smiles sweetly~

"Kittens! Attack!!!!!"
"Arghh noooo why are you doing this to meeeee..arrggghhh"
"Because i can."

the above situation is a metaphor(if thats the right term) for President Bush.

The kittens watch you whilst you sleep!

So anyway..

We have a guestmap but no guestbook? Getting withdrawel symptoms from the lack of smilies already... o_o

Monday, November 22, 2004

Hear ye Hear hear Ye, come one come all!!!

greetings all, and how art thou, this fine evening? Most gracious greetings i send to y'all. hows it goin out there in normalpeoplesville?
Right i'll get 2 t point, all of ya'll may remember that this coming sunday evening at 6:30 there's something happening at catshill baptist church where you can get free tea and biscuits, well now u can have doughnuts aswell if u can come along (if t church dishes out some money for them), as well as that there will be some funky music, with some amazingly excellent lead guitarist, (i 4get his name now) and if thou wisheth to stay for a bit longer*there shall be a dashingly handsome young man (again his name fails me) but anyway he'll be preaching, which should be enthralling to listen 2.
It would be most spiffing if you could join us, 6:30, c u there hopefully?
thanks alot, catch u l8r. Tally Ho!

G.B. ><>
*doors lock automatically at 6:35, and there's no escape, hahahaha!!!(only joking, there is one fire escape, but its blocked!!!! actually its not, but still, haha!)

: ) ><>

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Our next outing..

Anyone want to see The Incredibles?

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Saturday, November 20, 2004

Bowling

Bowling was fun :D

broke it twice and there was a man with a funny walk xD

Strange Time

I think the times were being strange because the defult location for a new blog is in Kalifornia or somewhere else in the States. But I've changed it now to Brit time so it should work normally now.

Maintenance is fun. Woot

Re: Map

Aye, I'll set it up

Map

can we get one of them cool map thingies that you have on your site gaz because they are fun :p

la la la la

back to horrible chemistry coursework


Pingvin?

I dunno, I can't work out the post order either. Weird thing. The time is right on mine. Usually have to change it every post aswell.... Hmmm. o_o

And yep, got the text. :p

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why are the times all messed up and why did the time on mine change and the post move up 8 its freakish.
did ya get my text dot :P

Meh

This is confusing, with my other blog. xD

o_o

Hmm.. Hallo. I'm not very interesting either so..

*looks around*

Wow, a penguin!? :D

Woooooo

Woo it works now :D i dont have anything interesting to write though, brrrrrr its cold i probably should put the heating on but i cant be bothered. WOOOOOO i can see the MOON its soooooo purtyfull its half full :D :D :D

Friday, November 19, 2004

..

oh woo i can post here


yummy yummy yummy i got bugs in my tummy


:D


the mice are going to get you!!!!

Vroom Vroom

Umm, just testing to see if this works..

Silly invite thingy majig got sent to my junk mail folder <.<

A couple useful tags

Just a little post for a couple of tags which might be useful when posting. To use, remove the underscore.

<_b> Text goes here For bold writing

<_u> Text goes here For underlined writing

<_i> Text goes here For italic writing

<_a href="http://www. website name"> Link text For a link to an external website

<_a href="mailto: email address"> link text Opens a Microsoft outlook window to send a messege to the email address

<_br> This is useful if you're going to be making adjustments to blog templates, where this tag is in the code there will be a blank space on the template. Useful for seperating things.

<_p> Text goes here

Also useful for making adjustments to blog templates, allows you to insert words into a template.

html code you get off websites can be inserted straight into the template code, just be careful where it goes. Look for the lines which say things like etc. All kinda self explanatory.

These are just a few tags, people who know what they are doing with html will be able to tell you many many more.